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That Femia do when your not around to see

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Post  schaah Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:48 pm

I ones took this girl out for some fun, Alexia was her name. I always loved history so I dicided to go and look at the ruins i Silithus a perfect place to go to if you want to be alone with somebody.

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But then this big dude come around preatching that we was sinfull whores. That pissed me off so i kicked the skit out of him. After that Alexia said she got a headache so I took he r home.

Next night I decided to take her out for a picknick in the forrest. I found us a nice spot, but just when I was begining to enjoy myself Alexia begun shouting FLYING SNAKE FLYING SNAKE.

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There was a little flying snake in the air and the stupid bitch screamed like crazy. I quickly killed the little bugger, but Alexia was a mess so I had to take her home.

Last time I date a mage, they are always complaining and they have no taiste at all. They dress themself in dresses, can you belive that. A real girl dress in plate. Nothing smells more genuin femininely than a girl that have been wearing her platearmour for a week without washing.




The only people i really get along with is the "Ironmaiden". The "ironmaiden" is a group of girls that like live rollplay.

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Ones when we all dressed up as Ogres I was voted best costume and got the titel "king". I was so proud.

Well people say that im lonely but thats not true.

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I got the stars at night and all the booze i can drink. So Im not lonely I just prefer to spend a lot of time by myself ...... and my bottle. I pretty sure that if i just wanted I could get anyone. Who could say no to a sofisticated girl that know the name and taist of all the different kind of alcohol in the whole Azaroth AND have been wearing the same plate armour day and night for 8 days in a row!!!
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Post  Buculus Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:12 am

Priceless That Femia do when your not around to see 342285 lol!
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Post  Berg Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:28 am

schaah wrote:Last time I date a mage, they are always complaining and they have no taiste at all. They dress themself in dresses, can you belive that. A real girl dress in plate. Nothing smells more genuin femininely than a girl that have been wearing her platearmour for a week without washing.

Who are you calling a mage, bitch!? Razz

GIRL FIGHT!! Very Happy
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Post  Teshija Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:55 am

Well thx Schaah startin morning with a lough is certanly a good way to begin a day Very Happy
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Post  Leannah Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:39 am

Hehe pricless....Very Happy

However it make me think what players think of "Nizzo" .... Suspect
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Post  MooLoove Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:09 am

LOL! Good work Schaah Surprised

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Post  LordMucifer Sat May 01, 2010 11:17 am

hehe! splendid story schaah =D rly amusing =D
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